We Must Make Fire

I suddenly have the best idea I could ever have! We want to be rescued and we shall be rescued. So in case a ship sails close to the island, we must make a smoke signal on top of the montain so they can see there is life here; or else we will never be found. We must make fire; to get rescued. We all run towards the top of the mountain excepct boring Piggy, who can't run because of his ass-mar. Sucks to his ass-mar! He's acting like a grownup when we are trying to have fun. I just made the conch rule mostly for his own good and he can't be happy with it.  

All the boys are collecting wood trunks and sticks to lit the fire and I assign Roger to light it with two sticks. Piggy has already catched up to us and I take his heavy spectacles and put it beneath the sun so the reflection can light the fire. I'm so smart! A total succes for the chief. I decide there has to be people guarding the fire so it doesn't run out at night because this is our key to getting rescued; the smoke of the signal fire. 

Suddenly, Piggy starts complaining how nobody pays attention to him and his ideas. He is freaking us all out, especially Jack. Maybe he's right, I haven't been the best of friends to him and he was the first boy I met on this island. Thanks to him I'm chief. I should be nicer to him and his intelligence might be of great help. OH NO!!! The fire has start spreading, everything is catching on fire! Thank you very much Piggy; if it hadn't been for your whinig we would be celebrating the fire but now every thing around us in flames. Now he's saying how we need shelters and we are worrying about unecessary things. Oh My Gosh... Where is the kid with the birthmark?!?

- Ralph